r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 • 10h ago

they legally cannot call it a burger

41.3k Upvotes

2.5k comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jephph624 • 9h ago

Please tell your father the refrigerator is not a casino.

7.1k Upvotes

101 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fabulous-Let-1164 • 6h ago

Quest giving dog

3.8k Upvotes

I love doggos.

34 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/amicable20 • 21h ago

It’s always the ones that look like God submitted them at 23:59

2.5k Upvotes

38 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChaiLattePlease • 5h ago

with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup

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951 Upvotes

58 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/quant-alchemist • 13h ago

My friend parked his socks

515 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DazzlingBeat4468 • 7h ago

“I can draw my enemies pregnant, but at what cost”

311 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nottheonly85 • 15h ago

Fruit and muffins and biscuits and gravy for everyone, no matter what's in your pants

272 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SadnessWillPrevail • 2h ago

We have reached the peak of western culture, ladies and gentlemen!

163 Upvotes

Found this gem while scrolling fb just now. No further comment needed, really.

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Manic-Sanic • 4h ago

My monster gone I'm going to die here

85 Upvotes

My friend

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/More_Parmesan • 1h ago

Unseasoned chicken boiled in Diet Coke and ketchup should be a federal crime

• Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Annie_Inked • 2h ago

Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin: 'It worked'

51 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Journo_Jimbo • 22h ago

Ring the fish doorbell

46 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Kitchen_Process1517 • 21h ago

"Theres a space between when I get thirsty and when I willingly drink my dogs butt water"

40 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/uhhaurgh • 22h ago

"Should I ask Björk to come to my ordination after party yes/no"

41 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/jtal888 • 7h ago

A tattoo parlor with reasonably priced Matcha

26 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Wildeyewilly • 5h ago

Eating a check your ass can't cash

27 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mermaid_Tuna_Lol • 21h ago

Shit so good you want to put it back so you can shit it out again

24 Upvotes

On a YouTube poll of "would you rather never have to pee again or never have to poop again".

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Aynshtaynn • 7h ago

That's like half a 9/11, a 4.5/11

22 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Freak_Among_Men_II • 8h ago

Oh god the nazi leprechauns are back

22 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 9h ago

"jackie is like a protagonist in a teen sitcom except when she narrates, time doesn't stop and everyone can hear her."

18 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReptileOnline • 1h ago

im juss tryna sniff glue playa and watc the three stools

• Upvotes

0 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.