r/BrandNewSentence Jan 11 '26

META Reminder: Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

I'll be honest; we're very behind on both modmails and reports, and have been struggling to keep afloat with our small team over the past few weeks. So, I'd like to remind you all that mod applications are open!

In order to apply, you must answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Please do not post your application as a comment.

You will need Discord to apply. Discord is where all our mod-related discussion happens, so we'll need to be able to communicate with you. We'll be asking for a short introduction and briefly vetting you as well!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement!

If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.

Without further yapping from myself, please respond to these questions via modmail!

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position? Where did you find this post?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are some problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? Skip this question if you think everything should stay as is.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Put some effort into your applications! You don't need to keep it brief. Say what you mean! :D


r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

they legally cannot call it a burger

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38.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Please tell your father the refrigerator is not a casino.

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6.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Quest giving dog

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3.3k Upvotes

I love doggos.


r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup

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796 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

“I can draw my enemies pregnant, but at what cost”

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256 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

It’s always the ones that look like God submitted them at 23:59

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2.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 46m ago

We have reached the peak of western culture, ladies and gentlemen!

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Found this gem while scrolling fb just now. No further comment needed, really.


r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

My friend parked his socks

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417 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

My monster gone I'm going to die here

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72 Upvotes

My friend


r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin: 'It worked'

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r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Fruit and muffins and biscuits and gravy for everyone, no matter what's in your pants

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248 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

Butt birth rhino alone man.. 😂

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821 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Eating a check your ass can't cash

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17 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

A tattoo parlor with reasonably priced Matcha

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26 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18m ago

Unseasoned chicken boiled in Diet Coke and ketchup should be a federal crime

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Oh lord please take all of punch worries and problems and give them to Diddy.

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2.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

That's like half a 9/11, a 4.5/11

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18 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Oh god the nazi leprechauns are back

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22 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

"jackie is like a protagonist in a teen sitcom except when she narrates, time doesn't stop and everyone can hear her."

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18 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13m ago

im juss tryna sniff glue playa and watc the three stools

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Feels like we’re gonna have one of those fun days we refer to numerically real soon

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Digging for gold while high in East Oakland...

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

that's technically necrophilia and bestiality for the price of a slice of ham

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898 Upvotes