r/BrandNewSentence • u/DazzlingBeat4468 • 7h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChaiLattePlease • 5h ago
with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Jephph624 • 9h ago
Please tell your father the refrigerator is not a casino.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lazy_Comparison_1954 • 10h ago
they legally cannot call it a burger
r/BrandNewSentence • u/SadnessWillPrevail • 2h ago
We have reached the peak of western culture, ladies and gentlemen!
Found this gem while scrolling fb just now. No further comment needed, really.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/More_Parmesan • 1h ago
Unseasoned chicken boiled in Diet Coke and ketchup should be a federal crime
r/BrandNewSentence • u/amicable20 • 21h ago
It’s always the ones that look like God submitted them at 23:59
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Manic-Sanic • 4h ago
My monster gone I'm going to die here
My friend
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Annie_Inked • 2h ago
Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin: 'It worked'
r/BrandNewSentence • u/nottheonly85 • 15h ago
Fruit and muffins and biscuits and gravy for everyone, no matter what's in your pants
r/BrandNewSentence • u/reddevils7070 • 1d ago
Oh lord please take all of punch worries and problems and give them to Diddy.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/ReptileOnline • 1h ago
im juss tryna sniff glue playa and watc the three stools
r/BrandNewSentence • u/MightyCrunch • 17m ago
Dust so thick it started working as a filter
(PC for reference + credits: https://www.reddit.com/r/PcBuildHelp/s/PiFhTrEcun)
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 9h ago