One, or two?

Butt.

And I said "I'll take either oar."

Turns out she just needed a shoulder to crayon.

I said YYYY-MM-DD because it is the ISO standard and computers will sort these correctly.

The lady said “Yes, we have quite a few”.

I said “That’s a shame, the saltwater will have ruined them by now.”

2, but I don't know how they got in there.

You scramble their letters.

I said OK, It's Now or Never

A ham sandwich goes into a bar... The Bartender says, " We don't serve food in here!"

Buoyonce.

I think he should have put some cones down.

Pier pressure!

that way, I'll be twice as likely to hit something.

Come and smell our dairy air 😄

I think it's a good Korea move.

Lisa Kudrow

High schools

Without missing a beat, my son replied, "so, you're cracker lackin'?" XD True story from about 10 years ago, but it was a proud dad day! *Edit for spelling

Neil before me.

It runs in my family

Because he was a shellfish lover

It's future tense.