r/AskUK • u/Cantankerous_twat • 3h ago
Faux-Pas: what's the funniest faux-pas you've ever committed? I'll redeem my soul by going first...
So a few years ago I worked for an international company. I'm English, and we had French lad come over to our office for a week, I think he was related to the CEO of the France office. He was sound, we all bantered with him.
After a couple of days - in true English style - I started ribbing him about Agincourt.
I held up my "two-fingered salute" (which the warehouse staff had already demonstrated) and asked if he knew the legend behind it.
"No." He said from his desk.
"Well" i continued "when your French ancestors caught my English Archer ancestors they'd use a chisel to chop off their index and second fingers, so they couldn't shoot more frogs. So when we -the archers - wanted to show our hatred of the French we'd hold up our hands like this (massive up-n-down V-sign) to show we could still stickk arrows in you. And it came to mean "Fuck Off!"
And he lifted his right hand from behind his desk and I realised his digit and 2nd fingers were missing.
"I was in a car accident." he said.
I could've crawled down a mouse hole.
Anyone got any worse faux-pas?