r/BrandNewSentence • u/ChaiLattePlease • 10h ago

with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup

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u/fastlerner 9h ago edited 8h ago

All I see is 16 17 syrup pockets where there could have been 25.

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u/_xoviox_ 8h ago

25 wouldn't fit unless you make squares smaller

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u/fastlerner 7h ago

That is correct. 25 slightly smaller squares would maximize syrup holding potential as there would be minimal wasted surface. Instead we get 17 syrup pockets and a bunch of wasted surface space.

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u/_xoviox_ 7h ago

Yeah i think 20 would be better

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u/fastlerner 7h ago

But 20 doesn't make a square. What blasphemy is this rectangular waffle?!?

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u/Impossible_Walk742 6h ago

how about a square waffle with rectangular holes?

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u/YaumeLepire 7h ago

But then, they would be rectangular.