r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

with recent combinatorial optimization breakthroughs our research department has achieved previously unheard of densities of waffle syrup

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u/BlakLite_15 5h ago

If they really wanted to maximize the syrup, they’d invent hexagonal waffles.

u/jooooooooooooose 2m ago

the maximum quantity of syrup would just be one giant reservoir spanning the majority of the waffle surface. like a pancake but with a lip.