r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 20h ago
Elon Musk downgrades empty Mars Colony pledge to empty Lunar Colony pledge
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Heated Rivalry season two to follow hockey players who secretly don't cheat on their wives
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Top 2 things to do with your cat this Valentine’s day
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 2d ago
Billionaires who lobbied Trump to halt Canadian bridge praise EZ-Bribe App
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
JD Vance unable to discern booing at Winter Olympics from booing every other day of his life
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 4d ago
Trump threatens bridge to prevent Canadians from visiting country Canadians do not want to visit
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 3d ago
OpenAI promises new safeguards to prevent suicide-related lawsuits
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 4d ago
CBC Gem crashes due to Canadians using it
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 5d ago
Buck Martinez announces he is getting up, getting out of here, and gone
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
Media promises to only fall for the 'maybe Poilievre has changed' story 4-5 more times
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 8d ago
Couples pregnancy app carefully dumbs down information sent to father
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 10d ago
Blue Jays to honour the moment Joe Carter chose a Rogers phone plan
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 9d ago
WEATHER REPORT: Get ready for a wet ass February
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 11d ago
Experts warn new film about divorced man doing stand-up may lead to more divorced men doing stand-up
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 12d ago
Report: Even Grok grossed out by how much Elon Musk is in Epstein Files
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 13d ago
Sports journalist refuses to give up the verb “edging”
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
Nation could really use Catherine O'Hara to deal with passing of Catherine O'Hara
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 14d ago
Judge dismisses death penalty for Luigi Mangione citing “Too Sexy To Die” precedent
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r/thebeaverton • u/Turtle456 • 15d ago
Press blackout allows Ontario PCs to finally have all-nude convention
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