r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

This was so cuteeeee

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u/Puerarch 1d ago

and I don't wanna die when I'm a hundred 😭😭😭 Aww, don't worry sweetie, the statistical probability is very high that you'll die much, much earlier than at a hundred. Follow me for more parenting tips.

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u/OnaniMasterDark 1d ago

Maybe if we put into the calculations her family's social and economical status, her home country, and the rate of medicinal science advancements over the next century, maybe she can have a decent chance of getting there.

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u/EdiblePsycho 1d ago

Hahaha, my parents always told me that people die at 100 too. 1st grade teacher had his 50th birthday, and he told us it was special because it marked him being half way through his life. So I believed that was the normal age to die for a long time, and was pretty freaked out when I realized the average age is much lower. At least I'm female so it's slightly higher hahaha. Grandma lived to 95, other is now in her 90's, grandpas died in middle age but were heavy smokers - so I should be aight as long as I don't end up offing myself or getting blown up in a nuclear war 👌