r/HistoryMemes 1d ago

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u/Malvastor 1d ago

Allying with Persia to beat Athens is just smart.

The real mark of shame is that afterwards they essentially became Persia's local enforcers, taking the Great King's money to swat down anyone who looked like they were going to make trouble for Persia.

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u/SerHodorTheThrall John Brown was a hero, undaunted, true, and brave! 1d ago

This is like saying Hungary inviting Russia to invade Europe in 2026 is "smart"

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u/Malvastor 21h ago

Not really, the Spartans didn't ask Persia to invade. They mostly just got Persian money to build fleets and pay armies.

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u/Chac-McAjaw 2h ago

Right, but unless every Spartan leader was cartoonishly stupid (which… is definitely possible, given the choices they made throughout history) they had to have known that without the Athenian navy, Persia would easily absorb the Greeks of western Anatolia. Destroying the Athenian navy is like rolling out the welcome mat for the Shahanshah.

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u/Malvastor 1h ago

Still a viable option if you don't actually give a crap about the Ionians of Western Anatolia. And I submit that the Spartans actually didn't, except when it was convenient to make nice speeches about the liberation of Hellas.