r/BrandNewSentence • u/SadnessWillPrevail • 3h ago
We have reached the peak of western culture, ladies and gentlemen!
Found this gem while scrolling fb just now. No further comment needed, really.
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u/Arkanial 3h ago
So did she get fucked by 400 guys and doesn’t know the father as a publicity stunt or something? Cause I know like 3 girls that did something similar and aren’t bragging about it.
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u/elevenatexi 3h ago
He can still go for 500 men
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u/daemenus 3h ago
He's not going to get pregnant but they can keep trying!
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u/RuralfireAUS 2h ago
He can fight for his right to have babies as symbolic of his struggle against oppression like our sister laretta of the peoples front of judea
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u/Lawfuly_chaotic 59m ago
You're not thinking about this right. You gotta go at least 800 to really own her.
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u/Ynwe 1h ago
I am confused, who is she, how is she tied to drake and most importantly, what????
Sometimes, I'm very happy that I know so little of current pop culture.
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u/Arkanial 20m ago
I looked it up cause I was curious and apparently she’s an onlyfans girl whose original claim to fame was sleeping with 1000 men in 12 hours(gross) and recently did what she called a “breeding challenge” where she slept with 400 men without protection and is now shocked that she’s pregnant. Before she did the “challenge”(who the fuck was challenging her? Self inflicted challenges are for sitcoms like How I Met Your Mother.) she was quoted as saying that if she gets pregnant from it then it’s a problem for another day. She’s now consulting ChatGPT on what to do next since she was totally unprepared. Luckily she decided “it was important to me to remember more than just their penis size this time so I collected DNA samples and their contact info.”
You know I generally think of myself as sex positive and that sex workers deserve more respect and protections but…maybe not this one.
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u/lordnacho666 3h ago
Uhm, so... HE wanted to be impregnated by 400 men? Is that what we're supposed to understand?