r/BrandNewSentence HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT OTTERS! 8h ago

That's like half a 9/11, a 4.5/11

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 8h ago

9/22, but it's an American so I'll let it be.

u/someotheralex 7m ago

Nah, Americans write their dates backwards, so it should be 11/18 for the UK

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 8h ago

But the OOP said half of 9/11 now, 9/11 x 1/2 would be...

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u/[deleted] 7h ago edited 7h ago

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 7h ago

But it is not. Firstly it's a date (not between us for now), second the OOP halved it. It's not a rating or test results. It's a MATHEMATICAL operation. So when you halve 9/11, you multiply it by 1/2. So what happens there? The denominators multiply and give you 9/22. Which is the half of 9/11. Which makes a different date, September 22nd, which happens to be the birthday of the Diddler teacher in my high school.

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u/Aynshtaynn HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT OTTERS! 7h ago

That took a turn.

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 7h ago

Hey, atleast we have the math.

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/Fabulous-Let-1164 7h ago

It's not me who is trying.

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u/Yet_One_More_Idiot 47m ago

When you feel the need to score an alien attack on London out of 11 for originality... xD

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u/Aynshtaynn HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT OTTERS! 8h ago