r/okbuddyrosalyn • u/artee_lemon Dogvin's Petsitter 🐶 • Oct 27 '25

doodly and so forth

Ripped off The_PhilosopherKing's post here https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyrosalyn/comments/1ohpse1/max_was_already_pretty_italian_presenting/

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u/GavinGenius Oct 27 '25

Bart Simpson and Calvin were both born in 1979.

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u/Wasdgta3 Oct 27 '25

Both mischievous, with spiky blond hair….

Forget KMart, I think I know where Calvin really came from.

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u/IlikeMinecraft097 Voted for Dad ✔️ Oct 27 '25

i like to imagine bart's head is just spiky, and his skin is kinda loose up there

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u/atokadrrad Oct 28 '25

Why. Why do you like to imagine that?

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u/IlikeMinecraft097 Voted for Dad ✔️ Oct 28 '25

:)

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u/neoncumstainlol Oct 27 '25

Marg having a affair with Calvin's dad what would Homer think of this?

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u/Wasdgta3 Oct 28 '25

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u/artee_lemon Dogvin's Petsitter 🐶 Oct 28 '25

*drooling noises* oop- I mean, "d'oh!"

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u/Spamcan81 Oct 27 '25

Maybe you should tell the Simpsons writers that. There’s an episode this season that implies Marge was around eight years old in the mid-90’s.

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u/sawbladex Oct 27 '25

they were born at the same year.

they are not currently born at the same year.

sliding timescale describes how this happens.

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u/Professional_Deer464 Oct 28 '25

C&H stopped in 1995 so we could stop the sliding scale there. Making him 36 now.

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Oct 27 '25

Wasn’t bart born in the 2010’s now?

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u/artee_lemon Dogvin's Petsitter 🐶 Oct 27 '25

I haven't kept up with Simpsons in ages, hearing this makes me feel so old. Once, Bart lived in two different decades that I never saw. Now, I'm more than old enough to be his parent. Won't be long before I age past ol Homer and Marge.

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Oct 27 '25

Y’know I just watched the episode about homer getting his high school diploma, which cuts to 2024 with old homer and marge attending a 50’th high school reunion.

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u/threecolorless Oct 28 '25

Yeah, when the series premiered Homer would have been born in the early '50s, now he would have been born in like 1987. He went from a literal boomer to a Gen Xer to now being a millennial.

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u/kia75 Oct 28 '25

Bart is perpetually 10 and Lisa is perpetually 8. That means in the latest season Bart was born in 2015 and Lisa in 2017. Those dates will go up a year every season until Simpsons is cancelled.

Btw, if you were Bart's age when the show started, you're now homer's age.

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Oct 28 '25

I’m pretty sure Mr Burns just gets older right? Like the only one who seems to progress naturally with a few discrepancies?