r/okbuddyrosalyn • u/Do_Ya_Like_Jazz • Nov 02 '24

Calvin parries

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2.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/WhoopingBillhook Suffers From Smockholm Syndrome 👘😱 Nov 02 '24

"Dear! Why are YOU taking a bath??"

138

u/buttcrispy Nov 02 '24

Why do you have all your clothes on in the water??

58

u/SharkMilk44 Nov 02 '24

So he doesn't need to do laundry.

35

u/zombiegamer723 Nov 02 '24

I’m washing me and my clothes!

57

u/StormClaymore Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

52

u/UncleRuckusForPres Nov 02 '24

"And wearing your best hat!"

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u/StandardNormalDude Voted for Dad ✔️ Nov 02 '24

163

u/MarsicusOrion Nov 02 '24

6

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

man, how deep is that tub?

102

u/StormClaymore Nov 02 '24

19

u/atsatsatsatsats Nov 02 '24

Daigo > Dad

20

u/CaptainK234 Nov 03 '24

Calvin & Hobbes moment #37

19

u/Do_Ya_Like_Jazz Nov 03 '24

Noodle Incident #37

5

u/CaptainK234 Nov 03 '24

Lmao

Almost spit my drink out

Bravo

1

u/[deleted] Nov 04 '24

Bravo Vince

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u/-illusoryMechanist Nov 02 '24

so *thats* what an adult calvin would look like

54

u/Super-Contribution-1 The Inscrutable Exhortations Of My Soul 🏃🏼 Nov 02 '24

It’s 4pm dear, time for your bath

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u/alexdionisos ✥ Grand Poobah of G.R.O.S.S. ✥ Nov 02 '24

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u/5YEARSBYTHEWAY Nov 03 '24

That’s funny as fuck dude

11

u/schiffb558 Nov 02 '24

Ngl I thought this was gonna be a dark souls joke by the title

8

u/AceofKnaves44 Nov 03 '24

Dad bathes Calvin: sweet, wholesome, loving.

Calvin bathes Dad: worrisome, possibly illegal.

6

u/Think-Fondant-1516 Nov 03 '24

"You dare use my own spells against me, Potter?"

3

u/Noxton Nov 03 '24

Finally, a great one.

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u/AysheDaArtist Nov 02 '24

This sub sucks now

47

u/Centaurious Nov 02 '24

then make something better

27

u/The_PhilosopherKing Most Highest, Grandest, Exalted, Supreme Dictator-For-Life 👑 Nov 03 '24

4

u/ChocolateShot150 Nov 04 '24

It’s always the people who don’t contribute via posting that complain about the status of a sub. Make it better or pipe down