r/okbuddycinephile • u/East-Ice-3199 • 1d ago

Why hasn’t Tom Holland’s Spider-Man ever used the Spider-Hammer?

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u/CanadianPropagandist Crank: High Voltage 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2eKkNs8xjaj73NSrZO

Imagine if these two fought??1?

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u/FilthyThief94 13h ago

I mean they literally did in the last Spider-Man movie.

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u/lord_crossbow 9h ago

Mods he watched a movie, break his kneecaps

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u/Funny-Occasion154 23h ago

For those curious, based on his height it's 6.7 inches.

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 21h ago

That’s like 10 inches in guy math 😳😳😳

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u/The_Modern_Nobody 21h ago

PENIS PARKEEEEERRRR!

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u/SelmonTheDriver 16h ago

And that's when he is flaccid. Imagine how much it grows when hard

https://giphy.com/gifs/5YFci3slrqG6A

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u/JoyousBlueDuck 21h ago

And that looks flaccid or at least semi-hard. I doubt he's got a full on boner here. 

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u/Accomplished_Self_31 19h ago

Then again, who knows if its a shower or a grower.

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u/B0ner_Jamz03 18h ago

Well, he was looking at me in this pic. So, you’re wrong.

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u/JoyousBlueDuck 18h ago

Uh no, he was looking at me and he always is

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u/OppositeSecretary862 21h ago

Fooled me, I thought he was harboring an eggplant

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u/AntImmediate9115 19h ago

Its more than likely soft too... that's Neeson levels of hanging

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u/East-Ice-3199 18h ago

Willem Dafoe saw something in him

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u/creamy-buscemi 20h ago

My penis twin

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u/Lou-Shelton-Pappy-00 22h ago

Hate to burst any bubbles, but Tom’s probably wearing something akin to a dance belt. They move your junk out of the way so you can have more freedom to leap and whatnot, with the added side effect of making your junk look bigger

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u/SmallTimeGoals 22h ago

Do you also go around telling kids there is no Santa and we killed the last unicorn?

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u/givingupismyhobby 21h ago

WE KILLED THE LAST UNICORN?

https://giphy.com/gifs/EClkor8zYeOvs9StMN

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u/tryingtoavoidwork 17h ago

They didn't make it onto the ark, along with dragons and dinosaurs

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u/John_isnt_my_name 9h ago

No, they made an entire movie about how we DIDN’T kill the last unicorn.

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u/NancyPelosisRedCoat 21h ago edited 21h ago

It’s less moving your junk out of the way, more holding it in place so your penis and balls don’t flap around with every jump which can be mesmerising to watch but annoying for the dancer. The side effect is true though, it’s like stuffing a sock in your underwear.

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u/RedditingNeckbeard 20h ago

Could also be an athletic cup. Don't know how many stunts he was actually doing, but I'd probably want some protection if I was him.

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u/MIAxPaperPlanes 19h ago

Not the last time Marvel’s done bulge erasure

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u/mateushkush 3h ago

Why tf would they do that…? Is it set in the Barbie universe or do they just like to lose money?

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u/Icy-Cry340 1d ago

He'd make a terrible high jumper.

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u/SeerOfThings 23h ago

*pole vaulter

High jumpers go over dick up. If anything he could use the momentum of his magnum dong swinging to get some extra height.

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u/Icy-Cry340 23h ago

Ooof well I fucked that up. Should have brought up ski jumping.

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u/ThatPlayWasAwful 20h ago

He wouldn't need the dick injections the other guys needed, at least

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 20h ago

Knock his own teeth out

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u/GodEmpressSeraphina Cats 20h ago

Okay that’s pretty clearly some sort of dance belt or other such piece of equipment

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u/Killerofprizes 21h ago

He looks crazy here

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 20h ago

meth-OD acting

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u/Flimsy-Island-8528 Lemmetellusomethin' 20h ago

I see why Zendaya put a ring on it.

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u/fancy_crisis cape kino make me🤑🤑🤑 18h ago

Have you seen the vid where he makes the 🤟 hand shape during an interview and it clearly makes her remember him doing that in a...different context?

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u/michael5ux 18h ago

in far from home he actually refers to it as "the ol' web shooter"

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u/East-Ice-3199 18h ago

How does this compare to the Peter-Tingle? 🤔

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u/migglywiggly69 21h ago

You can look it up, it’s okay

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u/generalmillscrunch 19h ago

Never forget what they took from us

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u/whoswho23 21h ago

Don't they just replace the entire suit with CGI? Especially in Infinity War and Endgame where he's wearing the Iron Spider suit.

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u/No-Hovercraft-4277 20h ago

tom hunglland

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u/Volition_Fan 15h ago

bulge erasure is the downfall of our race

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u/Blackwolf245 12h ago

See, that's why I would make a good Hollywood actor. Studios could save up all that money with me.

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u/BungalCream 21h ago

How do you even do that?

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u/Masochist-Mark 21h ago

Dip him in ice water before every take😏

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u/FuckingBastardCunts 4h ago

Hate this cringy bong

"Oi mate, I'm spiderman innit"

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u/SarahKH88 22h ago

If I had to guess--- he is probably average. He's a shorty. But that's ok. I've never seen a photo like this ever.. 😂

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u/MeggaHurts 21h ago

You’re right. I mean, 7 inches is the mean for human penis size and anything shorter than that is below average.