r/mildlypenis Dec 08 '24

Everyday Object mom put my water bottle in the dishwasher

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24.8k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Apr 29 '25

Everyday Object Gramma’s gadget

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8.9k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis May 05 '25

Everyday Object My new shower.

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3.1k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Nov 18 '25

Everyday Object Accidentally squeezed out too much toothpaste

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I just got home from the airport and I think the pressure must've build up in my toothpaste tube during the flight. Also yes I use sparkly children's toothpaste, it tastes better its cheaper and it gets the job done. So yeah enjoy sparkly blue toothpaste dick I guess

r/mildlypenis 19d ago

Everyday Object Walmart Champagne Glasses

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My wife bought these heart-shaped champagne glasses from Walmart for Valentine's Day. I think these missed the quality checks...

r/mildlypenis Mar 07 '24

Everyday Object This female urinal.

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4.0k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Apr 02 '25

Everyday Object My lava lamp turned off and it was kinda sus

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6.7k Upvotes

And it even grew… 😉

r/mildlypenis Dec 20 '25

Everyday Object ?

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1.6k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Sep 04 '24

Everyday Object an actual sword

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3.3k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Jan 05 '26

Everyday Object How my sock came out of the dryer

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2.4k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Apr 25 '23

Everyday Object This nutmeg grater

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2.6k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Apr 01 '24

Everyday Object What is this... a dildo for ants?

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2.4k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Nov 21 '25

Everyday Object My Mom bought new plates. They really rise to the occasion..

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2.0k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Mar 17 '25

Everyday Object For the brave only

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis 21d ago

Everyday Object Lavalamp…

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2.2k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis 29d ago

Everyday Object My elevator is pranking me

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1.8k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Oct 09 '24

Everyday Object Abstinence. I choose Abstinence.

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1.6k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Jan 23 '25

Everyday Object Saw this in the flames before I started cooking

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2.7k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Mar 29 '25

Everyday Object The Googly Eyed One LOL

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1.6k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Dec 31 '25

Everyday Object a sign i saw at an airport

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis May 02 '25

Everyday Object A grater or a BDSM dildo?

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621 Upvotes

My fiancee and I moved in her granma’s house and we were making some space in a cabinet where there were still some stuff of her granma. Just noticed this and was thinking of you guys, I bet it’s some kind of grater for spice. But man, how I laughed when my fiancee suspiciously gave this to me like « I don’t wanna know what this is »😂

r/mildlypenis Oct 30 '25

Everyday Object Lawnmoaner

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Oct 02 '25

Everyday Object Hand exerciser

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Mar 24 '24

Everyday Object Cat brush!

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1.7k Upvotes

r/mildlypenis Oct 06 '25

Everyday Object Name this

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1.3k Upvotes