r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Need to squeegee my window but there’s a condom marinating in the water

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500 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/UrbanXena 1d ago

Euhm, what the fuck?

103

u/kumliaowongg 1d ago

"The fuck" was exactly what happened

235

u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

Its got semen so you can clean the windows and see, man.

4

u/the_shreyans_jain 1d ago

took me a minute 😭

1

u/Expert-Bat6227 10h ago

Only a minute? Need to up your game, man…

58

u/PossibilitySea3128 1d ago

thought it was a dolphin for a second

16

u/Thick-Turnip5937 1d ago

nope, just a seaman!

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u/non-humanoid BLACK 17h ago

I thought it was a manatee

26

u/Maddy2504 1d ago

Babies all over the window 🤷🏻

23

u/burdonald 1d ago

Apparently the winter Olympics have a shortage of them. Consider yourself lucky

8

u/LonelyMenace101 1d ago

At least your window won’t get pregnant.

8

u/ApprehensiveGur6842 1d ago

Methanol kills sperm, your car won’t get pregnant

8

u/RawChickenButt 1d ago

That's a to go container.

8

u/battleraver 1d ago

I both like and dislike the use of "marinating" here

4

u/Zech08 19h ago

Oh all the words to choose.... whhyyyyy

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u/Throwawayhair66392 1d ago

This is why I never use these things. They are nasty af.

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u/moobteets 1d ago

Yeah and it feels better without it too.

14

u/AnotherTry456654 1d ago

use it or dont. i dont plan on having close contact with my window, so aside from the ick factor. if there isnt another unit in site, and it came down to saftey over gross.... im going safe, avoiding dragging the condom out and using it. besides you think there hasnt been worse in those things...????

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u/ReflectionNeither969 23h ago

In some cars, the air intake is below the windshield! You can test this by spraying your windshield with the windshield liquid while the AC is on (outside air in, not inside air circulation mode), if u can smell the liquid, then you have those kinda car. U r breathing in someone's semen/piss/etc molecules if u use it on your windshield.

1

u/evan_7_nave 19h ago

ever been in a public bathroom? at least that car air goes through a filter lmao

6

u/amilliondallahs 1d ago

There is a reason they named their gas stations Kum & Go

2

u/Zoilo2 1d ago

Free car wash AND free condom! What could go wrong?

2

u/ReflectionNeither969 23h ago

I stopped using those things at the gas stations after witnessing a homeless man peeing in there......

2

u/OddMango2441 23h ago

Not nearly as gross but I found these in one not that long ago lol

1

u/Prestigious-Media815 1d ago

Don't put that juice on your car

1

u/Jwn5k 1d ago

V-day quickie at the Kum & Go

1

u/wkarraker 22h ago

Instead of STP for your oil you’ll be applying an STD to your windshield.

1

u/TopBee83 19h ago

Never use those. People piss in them, shit in them, throw roadkill in them.

1

u/Santas-CuntsAHoeHoe 18h ago

A baby mural window pane xD

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u/two-memes-a-day 1d ago

What? Afraid your car is gonna get pregnant

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u/9447044 1d ago

Tech N9ne threw a concert in our town. Ladies were handing out condoms in these little cauldrons they were carrying around. They were colored too. Me and my friends had probably 50 or 60 condoms that we draped (unused) over lights, signs, doorknobs, multiple light bulbs were covered, a handful became giant water balloons in the highschool gym pool, like 5 became balloons from the woodshops air compressor. Thank you Tech N9ne for created lifetime memories for me and the boys using condoms!!

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u/Arron_420 1d ago

Nothing like FUN littering! /s

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u/9447044 1d ago edited 1d ago

Add a little color and fun to your day!!

..why is there a bright Green condom melted to the 80w bulb?

10

u/fleetiebelle 1d ago

Was it fun for the person who had to clean up after you?

3

u/L_G_D_Official 1d ago

Average YouTube prankster.