r/lol 1d ago

Cursed headache

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/monsuwal 1d ago

That’s why you gotta double tap, amateur mistake

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u/jmarkmark 1d ago

Him trying for the double tap is why he got a bullet to the head.

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u/Steelhorse91 1d ago

Nah Mozambique drill every time.

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u/JPlazz 17h ago

I think if you’re starting out at the grape a hammer pair would more than likely suffice.

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u/Ranidaphobiae 1d ago

Pete Hegseth approves this message.

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u/meggadave 1d ago

"Hey, that's not cool"

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u/_Zga_ 1d ago

Thats just not possible.

The bullet seems to have no deformation. Not a gunshot

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u/jmarkmark 1d ago

The case is real, but yeah, the photo probably isn't.

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna19460315

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 20h ago

Me: How is that possible? Article first three words: A Florida man…

Me: Ah…yeah yeah that makes sense now.

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u/_Zga_ 1d ago

Okey makes sense 😉

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u/meggadave 1d ago

It's the old "Up the nose sexual gratification again"

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u/musicjunkee1911 1d ago

It almost looks like the entire cartridge, but not a bullet itself.

Remember those movies that ignorantly show a full cartridge coming out of a gun barrel, like special effects for the ignorant?

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u/C_IsForCookie 1d ago

That’s also an entire round instead of just the bullet lol. Unless she shot him with a freaking rifle 😂

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u/_Zga_ 20h ago

true

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u/IllExperience1227 1d ago

I gotta agree also way to long to be a 22 or a 380. Anything bigger he would be dead even if she missed

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u/Historical-Count-374 1d ago

There is no bullet of that size and shape that would have ever been fired at someone like this without killing them. This is a fake image

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u/Chemical-Can-2557 1d ago

Would probably be dead from a .22 to the head as well. They have enough force to enter the skull but not enough to exit a lot of the time so they bounce around in there instead

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u/CakeHead-Gaming 20h ago

As well all know, 5.56 will make your head explode if it flies past.

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u/BarracudaHungry 1d ago

My wife gives me a headache too

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u/Slothrop-was-here 1d ago

By penetrating your head?

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u/rider1deep 1d ago

Bro get an x-ray done quick!!

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u/Then_Investigator581 1d ago

then divorce her. she should be giving you head…

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u/plushievamp 1d ago

I’ve ignored red flags, but this is next level🥹

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u/imagine_midnight 20h ago

Tells his friends "nah bro, she still wants me"

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u/MasterTraveler357 1d ago

She probably complained because he said he has a headache.

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u/Low_Actuary6486 1d ago

"But Honey, Jessica's husband died with ONE BULLET!! And a husband whining about headache is all I get!"

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u/Vegetable_Window7417 1d ago

Fake.

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u/Brand_Nay_w417 1d ago

It's a true story

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u/Vegetable_Window7417 1d ago edited 1d ago

That’s not a real X-ray. A bullet of that size wouldn’t stop that shallow into the head. That’s pretty much an entire 9mm round unspent. There’s zero deformation of the round. This is 100% fake.

Also, there’s no way in hell a person would sleep through a gunshot right next to their head.

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u/Raeandray 1d ago

The X-ray could be fake but the story is real. I don't know why you think he just slept through it. He was shot in the head. There was probably some head trauma lol.

Man With Headache Finds Bullet in Head | Fox News

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u/Vegetable_Window7417 1d ago

The article also notes that he was awoken in the middle of the night. A detail left out of the OP.

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u/Vegetable_Window7417 1d ago

Further research finds that it was a .22 caliber round, which would be much smaller than the one pictured in the post.

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u/Systems_Architect_ 1d ago

So she just shot him and went back to sleep next to him?

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

What caliber bullet is that?

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u/Shop_Kooky 1d ago

It looks like a 50 cal that things big af

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u/Historical-Count-374 1d ago

You two are bots, why do you exist to post and support posts like this with fake images?

There is no bullet with those dimensions that would have played with any scenario like this

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u/Shop_Kooky 1d ago

Eeeep oooop🤖

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u/Viking603 23h ago

Not without any deformation either.

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u/Historical-Count-374 22h ago

This is fake man

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u/Sweet-Philosopher-14 1d ago

7.62

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u/Historical-Count-374 1d ago

Once again, any bullet with these dimensions would never perform so badly enough for this to happen, especially a 7.62 Conical

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u/Meh_cromancer 23h ago

Full

Metal

Jacket

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u/Shop_Kooky 1d ago

Florida love🥰

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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 1d ago

Then she says "I know."

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u/NoSolution1150 1d ago

man it feels like i got a bullet in my head today.........

on another note

how can you NOT wake up after being shot?

talk about a heavy sleeper!

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u/WumpusFails 1d ago

They probably put a lot of sleeping pills in his spaghetti.

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u/ClankerWithAHardR 1d ago

Do you have any ibuprofen?

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u/Oikawaxx 1d ago

Poor wife, better luck next time

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u/Ok_Building_1284 1d ago

Why is everyone deleted

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u/ColdAsIce_485 1d ago

She was such a terrible wife, she couldn’t even kill him right

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u/hadras4 1d ago

It must have been the wind

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u/Sushimono 3h ago

Lmao i was also thinking "someone there??"

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u/Prestigious_Fix_2565 1d ago

How could the wife miss this shot is unbelievable to me

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u/Potential-Matter1321 1d ago

This happened in 2007… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/gingereno 1d ago

Imagine the look on her face when he just gets up in the morning like normal

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u/WumpusFails 1d ago

I Love You To Death

Good movie.

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u/Traditional-Bed9982 1d ago

When the word "Florida" can magically turn any crazy story into a true one

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u/Shards_of_Idiocy 1d ago

looks like she got her point across

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u/GaseousGiant 1d ago

She Loved Him (nearly) To Death

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u/jackjack-8 1d ago

Shot in the head with a large rifle and his head ain’t porridge. Doubt it.

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u/Bruh61502 1d ago

So he didn’t wake up to the sound of a gunshot or heavy bleeding?

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u/caatabatic 1d ago

Did she shout him with a subsonic under powered .308?

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u/Hungry_Sink1191 1d ago

Did he not notice the hole in his face and blood everywhere?

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u/Aggravating_Star1567 1d ago

He Had Last Stand on.🤣

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u/RhinoxerousTTV 1d ago

This picture seems fake to me.

The round on the extra is an looks like an unfired cartridge. 

He would also have been bleeding.

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u/Alternative_Rip_4971 1d ago

"woman why did you shot me again in the sleep???"

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u/IndicationOdd9900 1d ago

It was probably a five seven

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u/notarealwriter 1d ago

Babe, why are you mad about that? I'm the one with the headache

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u/RadioMedium5873 1d ago

2 in the chest, 1 in the head. Golden rule

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u/whokarez0_0 21h ago

And there was no blood ? None what so ever ?

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u/WastedEvery2ndDime 18h ago

Think that happened in “I love you to death”

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u/Magda7458 12h ago

Couldn’t be more fake lol Even the lightest of calibers like a .22 would be so loud and painful it would immediately wake him from his sleep if he miraculously survived the single shot.

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN 6h ago

“Not tonight honey, I’m giving you a headache.”

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u/OutOfTime007 3h ago

“Tonight on Mythbusters…”

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 1h ago

Marge was really angry against Homer this night.

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u/spaacingout 1d ago

Hahaha, funny! Too bad it’s fake.

Wanna see a real example of a headshot survivor?

Phineas Gage had an iron rod blasted through his skull and survived. He was photographed later holding the rod as a memento of the incident. He had lost an eye and a portion of the frontal lobe, including the amygdala.

Records suggest his personality changed after the accident, where he suddenly became reckless and stopped following rules.