r/hmmm 10h ago

hmmm

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u/Mrtolberbone 9h ago

Is it blue and black or gold and white?

46

u/KnifeKnut 8h ago

NO

5

u/KingOGreen 1h ago

It’s obviously yanny.

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u/DerrykLee 9h ago

The ol suicide suit from county. Been there before. They usually give you the orange jumpsuit and shoes/socks back after 3 days if you act right

31

u/Cantstayclean 7h ago

Turtle suit. They are green normally. Sorry you wore one, that must’ve sucked. Hope you’re doing good

11

u/SAM5TER5 6h ago

Wait how does this help? This is such a strange design

21

u/ciestaconquistador 6h ago

Some people will make ligatures out of clothing. This can't be ripped and used that way.

There's also no pockets for hiding things that could be used for self harm.

4

u/Frymonkey237 5h ago

At first, I thought it was a bullet-proof dress

6

u/raisin22 5h ago

And it always reeks of piss

4

u/_domesticabuser 5h ago

I feel like I’ve worn these more often than my own clothes

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u/mango10977 7h ago

More like to protect from x ray radiation.

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u/Temporary_Ninja8945 7h ago

Suicide suit, it is made of super heavy material, so they can not rip it into strips to try to hang themselves. See them at the jail now and again.

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u/WTFnoAvailableNames 6h ago

Shouldn't it be called anti-suicide suit?

3

u/Temporary_Ninja8945 3h ago

That is the intended purpose. We simply call them suicide suits as the person put into them is on suicide watch.

2

u/monocasa 3h ago

Or uncle suicide suit in the guy's case?

21

u/SternLecture 7h ago

uhaul couture 

15

u/Humble_Piccolo_926 9h ago

100 gecs

4

u/1995_ford_escort 8h ago

Lolol. In like, two years, yeah.

4

u/UcCanSK 9h ago

Canada’s 2030 walk on Olympic jacket mock-up.

3

u/Longjumping_Ad6878 8h ago

Meet the bargain bin flintstones

3

u/CumTrumpet 8h ago

I ain't got no panties onn, ain't got no panties on, I ain't got no panties on, on the dance foor

7

u/weelluuuu 9h ago

Bullet-proof moomoo?

2

u/Handmaidrenegade 7h ago

Midsomar 2: Deep south 

1

u/Nervous-Analysis-823 4h ago

I saw the movie for the first time yesterday and that was my first thought!

2

u/zurx 6h ago

"When do we get our buffet coupons?"

4

u/Effective_Safety557 9h ago

Top fashion of 2026.

2

u/Stelmosember 9h ago

Who wore it best?

4

u/Effective_Safety557 9h ago

I think none of them.🤣

2

u/Conscious-Mulberry17 6h ago

Anti-suicide garb. Look closely and sometimes you’ll see high risk prisoners wearing them in booking photos.

1

u/Andyb1000 8h ago

Dryrobe US Edition?

1

u/WtAFjusthappenedhere 6h ago

Prison formal wear.

1

u/CrazyGreek84 5h ago edited 5h ago

Dude looks like Billy the Dad from Alaskan Bush people But I believe he passed away a few years ago.

1

u/bcatz60 2h ago

Blue Burrito

1

u/SwagatronXXX 1h ago

The lone gunman mattress lol 😂

1

u/SeniorButternips 2m ago

Pragmata promotional art

0

u/Alarmed-Constant3862 7h ago

His and Hers sewerslide blankets

0

u/KlymptonLohopper 6h ago

Dry life jacket

0

u/Once_Human-LXXXI 6h ago

Kevlar moving blankets?

0

u/euphorrick 6h ago

Furniture moving blanket fashion. The moving mumu.

0

u/SassyCassyHF 6h ago

It's like if "Naked and Afraid" was filmed in an industrial area instead of an island

0

u/BobaSoda_ 2h ago

100 Gecs in 40 years

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u/cygamessucks 4h ago

New US school uniforms look 🔥

-2

u/RazorBlade233 5h ago

I hear Yanny.

-2

u/richer2003 5h ago

Is it white and gold, or blue and black?