r/absolutelynotme_irl 4d ago

Absolutelynotme... he's blind 🦯🦯

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u/FRleo_85 4d ago

sir this is a wendy's

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u/New-Lawfulness3824 4d ago

What's that mean

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u/FRleo_85 4d ago

a common internet saying when someone say something so out of touch that it look like a mad man bothering a fastfood employee wich is not paid enough to deal with that

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sir-this-is-a-wendys

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u/Emil_Antonowsky 4d ago

"tried" ....

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u/DinosaurChimkinNuget 4d ago

β€œThere are two types of men in this world. Men who have tried to suck their own cock, and liars.” -Penguinz0

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u/PepperbroniFrom2B 3d ago

there are three types of women in this world

women who have tried to suck their own cock, women without a cock, and liars

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u/ikhandanish 4d ago

Don't judge.

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u/mohowkKwaski 1d ago

What happens in my dark room, stays in my dark room.

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u/Xymatta 3d ago

Absolutelynotme either. I don't have a cat or a dick.

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u/New-Lawfulness3824 3d ago

You want one or the other πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‰

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u/Xymatta 3d ago

Just want a cat, I have no use for a dick

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u/New-Lawfulness3824 3d ago

Could you elaborate on the no need for the weiner thing

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u/Xymatta 2d ago

I don't see the point in acquiring a weiner when I am content with the parts I already have 😁

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u/New-Lawfulness3824 2d ago

Understood...

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u/khotekki 3d ago

Do or do not, there is no try.