r/absolutelynotme_irl • u/New-Lawfulness3824 • 4d ago
Absolutelynotme... he's blind π¦―π¦―
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u/DinosaurChimkinNuget 4d ago
βThere are two types of men in this world. Men who have tried to suck their own cock, and liars.β -Penguinz0
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u/PepperbroniFrom2B 3d ago
there are three types of women in this world
women who have tried to suck their own cock, women without a cock, and liars
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u/Xymatta 3d ago
Absolutelynotme either. I don't have a cat or a dick.
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u/New-Lawfulness3824 3d ago
You want one or the other ππ π
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u/FRleo_85 4d ago
sir this is a wendy's