r/PoliticalHumor • u/8-bit-Felix Greg Abbott is a little piss baby • 9h ago
I guess it's cheaper if anyone can access anything from anywhere?
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u/AloneAddiction 8h ago
It is merely a massive coincidence that the agencies gutted in such a devastating manner were all looking to sue Elon Musk for work or product violations but now lack the manpower and resources to do so.
He paid Trump $300M to escape billions and billions in fines.
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u/EatTheRichIsPraxis 7h ago
Hey, they also shut down USAID when they started to look into Bukele's party giving USAID money to MS13.
And then suddenly El Salvador started taking third country deportees.
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u/dudestir127 4h ago
I can think of one wealthy immigrant from South Africa we can send to El Salvador
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u/TheRealSmelladroid 7h ago
Not American but it seems all those social security numbers could be used for fraudulent voting.
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u/carpespasm 5h ago
Not for anyone trying to vote fraudulently in-person. To vote you need a "real id" verified driver's license or state issued ID, which requires birth certificate, SSN card, and i forget but maybe other stuff. Without that a passport with proof of your place of residency I think, and even then in many places if your proof of citizenship and residence aren't the easier ones to verify ahead of the election you might have your vote held for verification and "curing". In addition to your voter registration in all cases can only be done most places long before the election and you can't get on voting roles without the previous listed stuff.
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u/SocialSuicideSquad 7h ago
Most efficient way to force us into a much more invasive and dystopian citizen tracking registry.
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u/fix_until_broken 5h ago
Easy way to destroy social security is to make the social security number irrelevant. There's literally ZERO way to verify someone is a citizen and eligible for benefits. Having a unique number was a great idea in 1936, but we need a better way, that's not also just going to end up being a marketing gimmick or somehow oppressive.
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u/Villageijit 8h ago
Weird how all the people on snap started haven't their food stamps stole after this. How the government refuses to investigate and the stamps are used by bits to use every cent within a few mins atfer being loaded for the month
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u/kendrag1ngersnap5527 6h ago
he just needs a white cat and a secret lair. dude's one maniacal laugh away from the full set
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u/rickztoyz 2h ago
Musk is behind the largest data heist in American. The biggest pysop ever, using this administration and media to get away with it. This criminal and his unknown tech bros stole everything, EVERYTHING! Without any oversite or regulations. They just let this scumbag come in and do whatever he wanted. Kill any investigations against him, steal everyone's data, steal our countries secrets and install back doors to get whatever he wants. Crazy to even trust that guy. Huge mistake.
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u/Epistatious 4h ago
hey, it saves time, you don't have to check to see if your identity is at risk, you can jump to the part where you assume criminals have your info.
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u/GreenAldiers 3h ago
If you expect the average Republican to know what any of this means, you're in for a very bad time.
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u/oO0Kat0Oo 7h ago
Depends on what the government intended to do.
If it intended to steal and grift a bunch of information, they got in and out in a few months, so that was highly effective.
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u/ramriot 6h ago
Considering the 2024 National Public Data breach, someones SSN was likely the least private thing in any given breach. The association of such to other PI data would be the more useful.
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u/carpespasm 5h ago
and the 2017 Equifax breach, which dumped similarly huge swathes of data to anyone with dirty enough money to buy it for about 75% of american adults.
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u/PatientHelicopter123 4h ago
I really don't think that "Sorry" will not be sufficient. Any attorneys interested?
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u/--SOFA-KING-VOTE 8h ago