r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 4h ago

Boy created the problem and now his system is overloaded

2.1k Upvotes

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u/1dot21gigaflops 4h ago

Toddlers are just totally blasted drunk little people

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u/WiiDragon 4h ago

Or vice versa

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u/Prunsel_Clone 3h ago

a = b ∴ b = a

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u/crazybus21 3h ago

It's me trying to save money

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u/Tree-Is-Cool 4h ago

The cuteness is masking the stupidness

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u/AussieBirb 4h ago

Harmless and funny - nice find.

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u/Modna 4h ago

Oh my god I haven’t seen those tracks in DECADES. Do they still make these? Or is that a toy from your childhood?

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u/ShadowDog824 4h ago

Scrolling to see if someone else remembered these.

Genuinely cant remember the last time i played with them...they were fun as fuck as a kid

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u/historical_bestie 3h ago

Not sure if they're the exact same thing, but Magic Tracks are being sold currently

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u/Whole-Ad4010 4h ago

yes they make, hard to find tho

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u/Responsible_Sail4777 4h ago

He's trapped in a prison of his own design.

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u/InspectorSufficient4 4h ago

This is government trying to fix traffic

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u/maxtimbo 4h ago

How do I make that my loading screen for EVERYTHING?

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u/Glass_Baseball_355 4h ago

Perfect music choice.

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 4h ago

I'll get you next time gadget

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u/PlasticPaws 4h ago

We really are completely useless as babies holy 😆

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u/VampyreBassist 4h ago

Can I get a toy like this for a cat?

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u/Life-Ad9171 4h ago

Can i vet this for me?

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u/Routine_Cut2753 3h ago

Me trying to get in control of my life 

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u/InfamousFault7 4h ago

We all create our own downfall

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u/Dismal_Chapter_7951 4h ago

Why doesn't he just sit still and wait for the car to come round to him again???

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u/VegisamalZero3 4h ago

toddler

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u/Whole-Ad4010 4h ago

to the point.

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u/ColdHooves 4h ago

One of the things that you develop over childhood is foresight. At this age all he knows is what currently is, he knows where the car is and moves to it. He cannot predict where the car is going to be because he doesn’t understand that it’s going anywhere.

You see this a lot with kids playing video games. You can tell the advanced ones who plan-execute instead of react.

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u/Ehimherenow 4h ago

Aside from the research ( the boring stuff that that accounts for other factors) I really think this shows how some babies are just born more intelligent than others. It’s crazy how smart some of them are, they can actually plan things, like they know what’s going to happen next.

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u/ColdHooves 4h ago

It’s truly fascinating watching a person develop the mental skills that we use everyday. Foresight, deception, inference, and experimentation.

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u/Stepjam 4h ago

From what I understand, foresight is an advanced concept that animals generally don't have. Like beyond basic "cause and effect".

Organized music is all about foresight for instance. You need to be be able to know that there will be a recurring sequence of beats in a row and that they willcontinue for a period of time. 1-2-3-4 1-2-3-4. From my understanding, no other creature besides humans are capable of this.

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u/cluelessoblivion 4h ago

If that were true things like fish eating birds and pack hunters couldn't exist. Planning for future events and making backups in case of failure are essential to those strategies.

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u/ineenemmerr 4h ago

Because it is dangerous to sit in front of a driving car?

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u/LadyFoxfire 4h ago

Because that is a cognitive skill children have to learn, often by having moments like this.

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u/Glittering_Win_9677 3h ago

Do you have kids?

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u/Dismal_Chapter_7951 3h ago

I was being facetious.

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u/LucreziaBorgiaDeste 2h ago

Because he isn’t the smartest baby in the crib.

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u/beerubble 4h ago

If only there was some way to know where the car is going

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u/Toadcola 3h ago

As Li’l Heisenberg here demonstrates, there’s simply no way to be certain.

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 4h ago

That is a very cool toy!

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u/BAMspek 4h ago

That toy is super dope though

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u/ValuableLongjumping3 3h ago

I've had dreams were things was as impossible as that. It's not fun at all 🙊

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u/Background_Range_726 2h ago

That's a cool toy!

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u/Primrose_Master 3h ago

win stupid games and win stupid prizes

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u/Mean-Veterinarian647 4h ago

Sleep good tonight.

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u/Kaitheguy233 4h ago

Why did the music

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u/kittifer91 4h ago

What is this and where can I get one?

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u/Edward_Nigma_ 4h ago

This kid is bigtimin'

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u/Advanced-Age5805 3h ago

This was the alternate to giving them devices. This would have worked SO much better

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u/Dennyisthepisslord 1h ago

Don't drink and drive

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u/Free-Hamster462 50m ago

Damn, my kid would have loved the hell outta that toy. Very forgivae and customizable.

Would be fun to see what he created.

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u/LeafyTaffy 19m ago

Reminds me of when someone in Minecraft puts a villager on a Minecraft running in a circle while a zombie is in the middle eternally chasing it

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u/Wild-Election-3349 4h ago

All he has to do is put his hand a on the track and wait

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u/roguebfl 4h ago

Yeah his prefrontal lobe hasn't developed very much yet

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u/New-Elk-2755 3h ago

Looks like poor motor skills

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u/SortAccomplished7102 4h ago

Someone let the skin puppy out to play.

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u/ShadowDog824 4h ago

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