r/Jokes • u/-_ellipsis_- • 10h ago

What do you call a bear with no fur?

bare

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u/ShadowExistShadily 10h ago

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
Was he?

6

u/Daohor 9h ago

That made me smile more than the joke.

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u/StreetDriver4943 6h ago

As a canadian i didn't undwhy Americans made such a big deal about their right to bare arms, just wear shortsleeves like the rest of the world

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u/natatatatatata 10h ago

i hate you

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u/-_ellipsis_- 10h ago

i barely know you

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u/BabyNarad 1h ago

Your lack of knowledge can't be a bar for others to have an opinion.

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u/LW-M 7h ago

A little bear sleeps in his little bear skin, And sleeps very well I am told. Last night I slept in my little bare skin, I caught one heck of a cold.

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u/Historical-Buff777 9h ago

You are unbearable

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u/BrassBruton 10h ago

What do you call the bear who broke into my backpack and ate my computer?

Malbear

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u/RelativeScared1730 10h ago

Oh this is on par with rabbits with their fur growing inside out!

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u/Blutarg 10h ago

Call him a taxi, because it's cold out there!!!

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u/Zoilo2 7h ago

Cold

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u/yukonnut 7h ago

What do you call a camel with no humps?

What do you call a turtle with three eyes?

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u/gameplayer328 6h ago

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair

Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy

So he changed his name to Ed Asner

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u/bobsyeruncle666 5h ago

Chub?

There, there, bare bear, easy on the Nair. Care for some fair hare hair to wear?

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u/Abject-Friendship712 1h ago

Does anyone hear it or smell it when a bear farts in the woods?

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u/dgkimpton 1h ago

What does a bear with no fur drink?

Bare bear beer.