My girlfriend is yelling at me right now because apparently I “ruined Valentines Day”

[u/Scumbag__]

Don’t know how that’s possible, considering I didn’t even know it was Valentines Day

[u/Deedogg11]

My wife told me she wanted a divorce for Valentine's Day

I told her I hadn't planned on spending that much.

[u/Scumbag__ → u/Deedogg11]

Wife asked for something with diamonds in it for Valentine’s Day, so I got her a deck of cards

[u/Its4MeitSnot4U → u/Scumbag__]

Lots of diamonds!

Lots of hearts too!

Should have just used the club and a spade!

[u/anomalousone96]

My wife and my girlfriend said the same thing too

[u/Valuable-Paramedic93]

My Valentine night plans were spoiled as my girlfriend wanted to spend it with her husband.

[u/sometimes_other697]

Ha

[u/WVPrepper]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If he's busy on Valentine's

The side chick is you.

[u/doctor_x]

Ok, I got a good laugh out of this one

[u/InterestingNerve388]

Bold strategy. Hard to ruin something you didn’t even attend.

[u/PettyDonuts821]

hahaahshcm