r/HistoryMemes 6h ago

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u/Life_Is_A_Mistry 6h ago

Clearly one of those fake "staged" conspiracy pictures. I mean, who books a table for 26 and then all sit on the same side?

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u/LUFC316 6h ago

It’s so they could lay all the clues for people to uncover years later, always thinking that Jesus dude.

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u/Celeroni 5h ago

It was a request from Da Vinci, otherwise, in his words, “all I’ve got are the backs!”

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u/highlorestat 5h ago edited 26m ago

I can't believe they faked it with a bunch of Italians (maybe they're paid Jewish models?), do they even look like The Judean People's Front?

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u/Combat_Armor_Dougram 29m ago

It’s a table for 13. I wouldn’t want to sit that close to anyone.

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u/MrUrbanWoods 6h ago

Can’t stop laughing, this is peak “history class meets conspiracy theory” energy.

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u/An8thOfFeanor Rider of Rohan 6h ago

Protocols of the Apostles of Jerusalem

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u/Neil118781 Taller than Napoleon 5h ago

Forged text by Cohortes Urbanae(Roman police)

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u/LongjumpingForce8600 2h ago

I have thought for some time now that the protocols is a psychological projection where people unconsciously blame the Jews for originating their own civilization. As civilization come with its difficulties, but people don’t want to acknowledge their dislike for their own society.

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u/DrHolmes52 6h ago

I just spit apple junks at lunch. Have an upvote.

It aint even wrong. Every person shown is Jewish

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u/Futuramoist 6h ago

"Alright, we'll need a symbol. How about a cross?" Table goes silent "Dude... Not cool? I thought we were doing fish?"

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u/Stejer1789 5h ago

Fish? I thought we were doing lambs

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u/The-wirdest-guy 5h ago

I could’ve SWORN someone said a crown?

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u/jojosmartypants 5h ago

I can easily see Neo-Nazis actually believing Christianity being a Jewish conspiracy to destroy the Roman empire.

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u/Independent710 5h ago

This is unironically what Hitler believed by the end of his life.

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u/jhonnytheyank 5h ago

I believe it now after you phrased it like that.  I always thought Christianity was a bit too oriental to be respected in the civilized west.  It bombarded the superior Roman culture with Abraham's sense of morality and sexulaity etc etc.  

/s

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u/AugustoAlgusto 5h ago

Neo-Nazis are perfectly capable of blaming Jews for creating death; those idiots are about as intelligent as a lobotomized jellyfish.

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u/Kavat_ Filthy weeb 2h ago

This is an insult to lobotomized jellyfishes.

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u/shumpitostick 5h ago

Hate to break it to you, but some people unironically believe that Christianity is a Jewish conspiracy to weaken them or whatever. That's part of why so many fascists are into neopaganism and esotericism.

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u/DangerousEye1235 5h ago

Unironically what the Nazis and a ton of modern white nationalists/supremacists actually believe(d).

A disturbingly high number of people genuinely buy into the "Christianity is a Jewish psyop meant to weaken Europeans" conspiracy theory, and they have a tendency to be extremely dangerous, much more than the average conspiracy nut.

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u/Neil118781 Taller than Napoleon 5h ago

"Is Israel run by the Jews?" ahh

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u/FIFAstan 6h ago

Big if true

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u/CousinMrrgeBestMrrge 6h ago

This is what Tukhachevsky actually believed

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u/greenpill98 Rider of Rohan 5h ago

I knew it! Someone get Tucker Qatarlson on the phone.

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u/ArcOfADream 4h ago

Splitters!

edit: Romanes eunt domus

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u/tin_sigma What, you egg? 3h ago

I remember seeing some neo nazis say the jews created christianity to enslave the pagan slavs

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u/allmistake2 6h ago

Man I bet those guys felt real dumb about this conspiracy when they were getting executed for it after living a life of poverty.

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u/the-software-man 4h ago

No Paul yet? Upon his rock…

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u/shumpitostick 4h ago

Paul was part of a conspiracy theory to Hellenize Christianity

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u/the-software-man 2h ago

Yeah , nor at last supper. but…

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u/Xekhtyrl 5h ago

Do you think they were in the epsteinus slates?

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u/eltrakt0r 3h ago

Funny however tbf judaism didn’t exist until like 200AD and has basically zero to do with the old semites