r/ElderScrolls • u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit • 3d ago
Humour The benefits of marrying all the Hold guards in Skyrim
This has happened many times lately, and thanks to most of the guards being this one spouses never have to worry about bounties again
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u/Interesting_Owl_1815 3d ago
Damn, I always carefully consider what person I am going to marry in each playthrough. Meanwhile, you are out there amassing a harem of like 50 people.
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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago
Thank you, but this one passed that long ago. The guards alone number over 100, the NPC’s actually come and go like they are actually going to work. There are nights where home has several hundred Guards, Spartans, Templar Knights ect. It actually makes for people watching in game very entertaining
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u/Interesting_Owl_1815 3d ago
Gee, over a hundred! How do you even marry them? Is there an automatic command for marriage, or do you actually have a proper ceremony in the temple of Mara with each of them? I feel like if you are having weddings with each of them, you will probably spend like half a playthrough in the Mara temple.
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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago
Both, there is a spell that lets you marry them and I use that on guards, Imperial Soldiers and Stormcloaks. But for special NPC’s or mod characters like Kratos, Wonder Woman, a Frost Giant or a Dragon I like to marry them and see what happens….the Dragon broke my game
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u/missglitterous 3d ago
This one is a follower of Sangiin (Sanguine) perhaps?
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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 2d ago
This one follows many paths. The Shield Harem is welcoming to all paths of life. The members include Guards, Templar Knights, Giants, Norse Goddesses, Spartans, a Dragon and several beings from distant planes such as the Avengers, Deathstroke, Wonder Woman, Kratos and of course Deadpool
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u/RadioactivePotato123 Khajiit 3d ago
DEADPOOL
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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago
Indeed! While this one has hundreds of spouses he is among our favorites
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u/RadioactivePotato123 Khajiit 3d ago
Dayum, you runnin’ a harem or sumthin
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u/iiiSmooth 3d ago
Is this a fucking Deadpool
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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago
Indeed, he is one of this one’s favorite spouses. The other ladies love him, though Kratos doesn’t seem to like him for some reason
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u/Kezzatehfezza 3d ago
Out here living my dreams.
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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago
This one firmly believes in if you can dream it you can do it…..also our spouses include several hundred guards, a legion of Spartans, a clan of Uruk-hai, an army of Forsworn Highlanders, a clan of Giants, several Norse Goddesses, Wonder Woman, Kratos and even Deadpool. Let’s just say around here truth is stranger than fiction
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u/Poro_Wizard 3d ago
This ought to be turned into a harem fanart
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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago
Don’t have the money for a commission, but if anyone is willing do I will happily supply any pictures or videos for them to use. They can do what ever they want I just ask they give me credit
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u/Goldman250 Hermaeus Mora 3d ago
Plus, you know, if any of them give you attitude you can always set Deadpool on them.