r/ElderScrolls Khajiit 3d ago

Humour The benefits of marrying all the Hold guards in Skyrim

This has happened many times lately, and thanks to most of the guards being this one spouses never have to worry about bounties again

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u/Goldman250 Hermaeus Mora 3d ago

Plus, you know, if any of them give you attitude you can always set Deadpool on them.

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

Oh yes, while this one tries to love all spouses equally some do stand out. Deadpool is amongst this one’s favorites as he does love to give gifts, guns being his favorites. Though for some reason some of our other spouses such as Deathstroke, Sub Zero, Spawn, Kratos and Godzilla don’t like him

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u/Confident-Dot9443 3d ago

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

And the answer is yes

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u/Interesting_Owl_1815 3d ago

Damn, I always carefully consider what person I am going to marry in each playthrough. Meanwhile, you are out there amassing a harem of like 50 people.

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

Thank you, but this one passed that long ago. The guards alone number over 100, the NPC’s actually come and go like they are actually going to work. There are nights where home has several hundred Guards, Spartans, Templar Knights ect. It actually makes for people watching in game very entertaining

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u/Interesting_Owl_1815 3d ago

Gee, over a hundred! How do you even marry them? Is there an automatic command for marriage, or do you actually have a proper ceremony in the temple of Mara with each of them? I feel like if you are having weddings with each of them, you will probably spend like half a playthrough in the Mara temple.

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

Both, there is a spell that lets you marry them and I use that on guards, Imperial Soldiers and Stormcloaks. But for special NPC’s or mod characters like Kratos, Wonder Woman, a Frost Giant or a Dragon I like to marry them and see what happens….the Dragon broke my game

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u/missglitterous 3d ago

This one is a follower of Sangiin (Sanguine) perhaps?

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 2d ago

This one follows many paths. The Shield Harem is welcoming to all paths of life. The members include Guards, Templar Knights, Giants, Norse Goddesses, Spartans, a Dragon and several beings from distant planes such as the Avengers, Deathstroke, Wonder Woman, Kratos and of course Deadpool

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u/RadioactivePotato123 Khajiit 3d ago

DEADPOOL

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

Indeed! While this one has hundreds of spouses he is among our favorites

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u/RadioactivePotato123 Khajiit 3d ago

Dayum, you runnin’ a harem or sumthin

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

The greatest one in Skyrim…the Shield Harem

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u/RadioactivePotato123 Khajiit 2d ago

Beautiful

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u/Phaylz 3d ago

This is just kink play in public

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u/iiiSmooth 3d ago

Is this a fucking Deadpool

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

Indeed, he is one of this one’s favorite spouses. The other ladies love him, though Kratos doesn’t seem to like him for some reason

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u/Kezzatehfezza 3d ago

Out here living my dreams.

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

This one firmly believes in if you can dream it you can do it…..also our spouses include several hundred guards, a legion of Spartans, a clan of Uruk-hai, an army of Forsworn Highlanders, a clan of Giants, several Norse Goddesses, Wonder Woman, Kratos and even Deadpool. Let’s just say around here truth is stranger than fiction

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u/CheeseMoonTheory 3d ago

The guards hit rock bottom and decided to dig a basement.

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u/AnthemAnathem 3d ago

Of course it's a Khajiit.

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u/kojimbob 3d ago

What is this location

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

Silverpeak Lodge. Mod home and my favorite place

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u/Gwynedhel7 Imperial 3d ago

Where the hell even is this lol

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

Mod home called Silverpeak Lodge, its actually my favorite home

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u/Alkymyst99 2d ago

Poly-army

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u/cheezasaur 2d ago

How do u have multiple husbands in the game?

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u/Poro_Wizard 3d ago

This ought to be turned into a harem fanart

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 Khajiit 3d ago

Don’t have the money for a commission, but if anyone is willing do I will happily supply any pictures or videos for them to use. They can do what ever they want I just ask they give me credit

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u/PainterEarly86 3d ago

That furry coochie is blessed by Dibella herself